what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
bold move to make a rock pun. boulder move to call someone out.
My name is Amber, I'm 23, Canadian, atheist, bisexual.
I was raised by my grandparents, which made me a mixture of gentleness, severeness, and intensity. My grandmother was the closest thing I had to a soul mate. We shared a love of tea, the ballet, classical music, searching for seashells, and each other. I miss her presence always.
I love ALL music, whether it be rap, hip hop, classic rock, punk, country, alternative, classical, opera, I love it all and it all inspires me.
What inspires you?
i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
Ok wow so the british people I follow are all le FREAKING OUT at the same time. I caught the words eurovision, and graham norton. Thats all I know, somebody fill me in.
so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”
and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”
I HOPE YOU MARRIED HIM
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident